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Signs that you're a Reenactor
Xintlaer:
You and your mates stand on a street corner on the route of a historical procession, and people ask you if you're part of said procession.
You and your friends have wandered down the road and into the…
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Job Application
Agharti:
NAME:
Kenneth Way (Grumpy Bastard)
SEX:
Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate)
DESIRED POSITION:
Company's Chief Executive or Managing Director. But seriously,…
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AUSTIN POWERS PICK-UP LINES
raskan:
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
2. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)....Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
3. Nice legs...what time do they open?
4. Do you work for UPS?…
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Daddy's Daughter - Rules for the boyfriends
kitten:
Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance…
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