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The best and worst one-liners from this year's Edinburgh Festival.
thunderballs:
THE BEST
I like Jesus but he loves me, so it’s awkward.
Tom Stade
My girlfriend said: Did you know that hippopotamuses kill more people every year than guns?
Yes, I said, but a gun is easier to…
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Re: [TSP] Pracowo ingliszowo
Ezafet:
A może to? ("Raven" Poego) :C:C:C
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there…
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Attitude Is Everything
zyta-jones:
Have a nice day guys!
And enjoy the story about Jerry.
Jerry was the kind of guy you love to hate. He was always in a good mood and always had something positive to say. When someone would ask him how…
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help's on the way
Mogart:
Ok, :MauPaViaN, I'll help you before you drown :D
A father came home and asked where his son was. His wife replied that he was downstairs playing with his new chemistry set. The father was curious, so…
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Re: "Nie tylko dla orłów"....
tanatos0:
A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of using the restroom.
Each time he tried to use it, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the ladies room but…
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