Szukaj Pokaż menu
Witaj nieznajomy(a) zaloguj się lub dołącz do nas
…BO POWAGA ZABIJA POWOLI
Znaleziono 26 wyników dla zapytania blow back

Artykuły

Pochodzenie callsignów pilotów
Callsigny, czyli ksywy pilotów, nie biorą się znikąd. Pilot nie może po prostu ogłosić "Mówcie na mnie Maverick". Callsigny nadawane są przez kolegów na podstawie wyglądu, cech charakterystycznych czy…
200 · 30 · 3 lata temu
"Powrót do przyszłości IV"? "Pogromcy duchów 3"? Trzeci "Terminator" Camerona? Te dzieła już dawno temu powstały!
Kultowe, uwielbiane przez kinomaniaków dzieła zazwyczaj z góry skazane są na coraz to marniejsze kontynuacje, które skutecznie brukają wspomnienie niedoścignionego oryginału. Na szczęście niektórzy twórcy…
119 · 18 · 5 lat temu
Kids Write about the Ocean
Children writing about the ocean
1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
(Kelly, age 6)
2) - Oysters’ balls are called pearls.
(Jerry, age 6)
3) - If you…
30 · 1 · przed dinozaurami
101 Greatest George Carlin Quotes
The man who says “life is worth losing” turns 70 today. George would say that’s irony, not a coincidence. George Dennis Carlin was born May 12, 1937 in New York City and for the last…
7 · 3 · przed dinozaurami
Best April Fool's Hoaxes in History
#1: The Swiss Spaghetti HarvestIn 1957 the respected BBC news show Panorama announced that thanks to a very mild winter and the virtual elimination of the dreaded spaghetti weevil, Swiss farmers were enjoying…
4 · 1 · przed dinozaurami
If I ever became an evil overlord VI
We asked Peter for a few words to polish fan’s of Evil Overlord. Here they are: I hope everyone enjoys the list. I think it should translate well. The humor is universal -- as the rules should…
przed dinozaurami
31 Things You Learn From Watching Porn
This is true university of life - packed with useful information you can use anytime and win :)
1. Women wear high heels to bed. 2. Men are never impotent. 3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds…
3 · przed dinozaurami

Forum

Mi się nie chce. Sami se tłumaczcie.
tomasz35: @skijlen , fantastyczne, boki zrywać, ojaciez... :C


tej, mam cos podobnego, nawet lepszego...
...eee, sam se poczytaj/przetłumacz :diab
Food for Thought
Q: What do you call a fake…
2 lata temu
Varie
Gutex1: Doctors just told me I only have 6 months to live... 12 if I get enough likes on Facebook... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One of the many…
przed dinozaurami
NKG !
Ntr: Witamy w milion szeszczszet szeszcz... kolejnym NKG z powodów technicznych, brudnych stołów, wombatów, hardkorów i burz magnetycznych nad północną Polską przygotowanie obecnego NKG trwało tyle ile trwało,…
przed dinozaurami
50 Things to do in an Elevator.
dastin: You will know why it's hardcore... 1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. 2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers. 3. Grimace painfully while…
przed dinozaurami
50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex
Giraffa: I found this somewhere on internet:D It's written by a girl and from experience, I would agree with most of the points she makes:C:C She is author of this blog -> https://tweekerchick.blogspot.com ,…
przed dinozaurami
I know...
zgred: ...tha this joke is a :gw (sorry!), but it makes me laugh every time I read it:D:D So, it is how to get a pill to your cat: 1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a…
przed dinozaurami
Recipe For Doing the Family Wash
zyta-jones: Written in its original spelling for a bride a few generations ago. 1. bild a fire in back yard to heet kettle of rain water. 2. set tubs so smoke won't blow in eyes if wind is pert. 3. shave one hold…
przed dinozaurami
Two whales
Reszka: Two whales, a male and a female, were swimming side by side in the ocean. Suddenly, the male whale spots a ship in the distance. He recognizes it as the whaling ship that killed his father. Filled with…
przed dinozaurami
welcome back, everyone ;>
Mogart: Hello, I wanted to write it yesterday, but I had some problems with JM site. Today's much better ;) Thanx :xanthoula and :bigdaddy for Your advices, they were very helpful :D I'm much better now. And…
przed dinozaurami
I'm back ;>
Mogart: Hello, Thanx :xanthoula and :bigdaddy for Your advices, they were very helpful :D I'm much better now. And since we don't have too much life on our forum, I got some funny news... ok, maybe it's not…
przed dinozaurami
Think before you speak
dust_puppy: Hello, everybody, what are you up to? Reading Joe Monster? Wanna some laugh? Take a look below: Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back...or that you could crawl…
przed dinozaurami
Things You Learn From Watching Porn
Paszczurek: Things You Learn From Watching Porn 1. Women wear high heels to bed. 2. Men are never impotent. 3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. 4. If a woman gets busted masturbating…
przed dinozaurami
DECLARATION OF ANNEXATION OF THE UNITED KINGDOM AS PART OF THE USA
vilq: I just happen to stay in Nottingham, UK (that's where Robin Hood was). Therefore I know that british people become frightend as they receive letters such as one below (quite long): DECLARATION OF ANNEXATION…
przed dinozaurami
Re: Why We Love Children
Xanthoula: 1. CURL UP AND DIE........I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" 2. PAD PLEASE.......... An insurance…
przed dinozaurami
It's OK to have dreams...
Milky: Sentences you will never hear a women say: 1. I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste. 2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink? 3. I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy! 4. Oh come on, what do ya say…
przed dinozaurami
wersja polska pilnie poszukiwana :)
dolarmiglo: Jakby to przetłumaczyć...?:co A wiem, rzuce oryginała, może "Towarzysze pomożecie"...:D A couple just got a new house. The husband turned to his wife and ask her to go to the hardware store and get a…
przed dinozaurami
wykurw(c)
QuietC: copyleft by richie ciag dalszy cyber sexu:) J-dogg:Hey Kate, I saw you on the hs chatroom J-dogg:Your pretty funny DirtyKate:I don't remember you.. but thanx J-dogg:Wanna cyber? DirtyKate:OK, but don't…
przed dinozaurami
Jak już jesteśmy przy Gwiezdnych Wojnach...
quixote: Seksualnie agresywne, autentyczne cytaty: 'Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!' 'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?' 'Put that thing away…
przed dinozaurami

Szaffa

The Vibrators - She's Bringing You Down
Here she comes, you know she's bringing you down
You always said you'd be the last one to leave town
But now you say that she's a bitch
She's got that seven year itch been…
1 · 983x · 8 lat temu