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Dlaczego Biedronka tak często stoi tuż obok Lidla… i inne ciekawostki na temat największych firm
Wielki biznes rządzi się własnymi prawami, które… niekiedy z prawem nie mają wiele wspólnego. Tym razem jednak przyjrzyjmy się tym ciekawym, niekoniecznie nielegalnym praktykom.
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Best Known Man In The World
There was a man named Sulio and Sulio knew EVERYONE in the whole world!!! Once when Sulio got a new job, Sulio says to his new boss, "Boss, I know everyone in the whole world!" His boss doesn't…
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Genialni tłumacze tytułów filmowych XIV
Kiedy czterech pancernych wjechało do Berlina, w całym mieście zgasło światło, bo Czereśniak zaiwanił kable wysokiego napięcia i samo napięcie. W ostatnim szańcu obrony, w ciemnym pokoju leżał związany…
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Jokepack
Enjoy !

Now, what are you planning to do about that excess weight you’re carrying around?" the doctor asked the patient.
"I just can’t seem to lose the weight,"…
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How I fell in love with internet beauty and how it all ended
So I felt like gettin' a profile on myspace.com. And I learned my lesson. It's started with a mail:

"Hi, I'm Kelly...can you send me your Email address so that i can mail you all about…
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Corporate Anecdotes
A few funny short anecdotes to tickle thyne brain young Watson!

Corporate Lesson 1 : Naked Wife

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the…
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101 Greatest George Carlin Quotes
The man who says “life is worth losing” turns 70 today. George would say that’s irony, not a coincidence. George Dennis Carlin was born May 12, 1937 in New York City and for the last…
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Few Good Golf Jokes
Two golfers were waiting their turn on the tee when a naked woman ran across the fairway and into the woods. Two men in white coats and another guy carrying two buckets of sand were chasing her, and a…
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17 fatal things to say to your pregnant wife
Beacause these are hard days full of hard times she gives you for free. If you want survive, you should never say...
17. "I finished the Oreo's."
16. "Not to imply anything, but I don't think…
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Switch
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife…
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Filmy

Załóż na siebie jakieś ubranie!
Tłumaczenia nie mamy, ale za to jak ktoś nie nadążą za mową, to poniżej transkrypcja. Man 1 (M1): What ya doing? Naked Man (NM): What's that? M1: What you doing not wearing any clothes? NM: Why should…
178 · 18 · 3 lata temu

Forum

Tymczasem Axel Springer...
Jez_z_lasu: A dlaczego też nie w smak mi ten konflikt i dlaczego wzbudza mój gniew? Bo zegar tyka i świat zamiast skupić się na rozwiązywaniu innych kwestii rozwiązuje problemy racjonalnego i logicznego w dość znacznym…
2 lata temu
Mi się nie chce. Sami se tłumaczcie.
skijlen: Checkout girl at Tesco asked me 'if I fancied a drink?' I said 'thanks but I'm spoken for.'
She replied 'as part of the meal deal you prick!'
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The women's FA Cup winners are questioning why…
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Re: Nikt na to nie wpadł.
Krzychpl: :czujnyjakpiespotrojny One night a couple was sitting on the couch talking when they heard a terrible noise outside. They ran out to see what it was. When they got there they were shocked to see that and…
3 lata temu
Re: Filmy i seriale - pozytywne i lekkie.
Misiek666: Seriale... jako Serialoholik i ogólnie prowadzący taką grupę na FB... u mnie wygląda to tak...
Volume in drive E is Serialoholics
Volume Serial Number is 9C0E-A6BC
Directory of E:\Seriale
02.03.2020…
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Rrr revenge
Gutex1: K Rowling`s Harry Potter Revenge on Stephen Fry.
Just after the first Harry Potter book had been released, he was offered the role of narrating it for audiobooks. He hadn’t read it, and was simply told…
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Re: Pewnie gwóźdź...
woodman: Tu macie teksta... (Ruff ruff ruff ruff!) Dog Police, where are you coming from? Dog Police, nobody knows who you are! (Ruff ruff ruff ruff!) Jumped in my car last Saturday night, Had a blind date;…
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Re: Ciekawostka - jak powinnny wygladac dobry plan nagrod za rekrutacje
Dziecko_Niespodzianka: https://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20110627 Last night I got to sit down and chat with Riot's Steve Mescon (RiotPendragon) for a couple of hours. Among other things, we talked about the 10k referral reward,…
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Musician jokes
rambo: Do you know any musician jokes? Here's couple that I know: Q: Whats the difference between a 16 inch Pizza and a Drummer? A: A Sixteen inch Pizza can feed a family... Q: What does a prostitute do with…
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A WOMAN'S WEEK AT THE GYM
Colinek_szczecin: Dear Diary, For my birthday this year, my Husband (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football…
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Working at construction site
hauptmann_kluska: The young family's 6 year old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers. She hung around and eventually the construction crew - gems…
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Szaffa

kosmos
A beloved character from Sesame Street may seem like an unlikely passenger on a space bound mission, but the puppeteer inside the yellow feathered suit, Caroll Spinney, had actually been invited to join…
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Stan Ridgway - Camouflage
I was a P.F.C. on a search patrol, huntin' Charlie down
It was in the jungle wars of '65
My weapon jammed and I got stuck way out and all alone
And I could hear the enemy movin'…
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While She Sleeps - False Freedom
I've lost too many times to see. This crooked cross will never save meFuck belief, This is reason, We won't know what is next until it's goneI'm glad I'm on my own, I'm glad I'm on my ownI'm happy knowing…
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