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Jokepack
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Enjoy !
Now, what are you planning to do about that excess weight you’re carrying around?" the doctor asked the patient.
"I just can’t seem to lose the weight,"…
Now, what are you planning to do about that excess weight you’re carrying around?" the doctor asked the patient.
"I just can’t seem to lose the weight,"…
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How I fell in love with internet beauty and how it all ended
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So I felt like gettin' a profile on myspace.com. And I learned my lesson. It's started with a mail:
"Hi, I'm Kelly...can you send me your Email address so that i can mail you all about…
"Hi, I'm Kelly...can you send me your Email address so that i can mail you all about…
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Corporate Anecdotes
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A few funny short anecdotes to tickle thyne brain young Watson!
Corporate Lesson 1 : Naked Wife
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the…
Corporate Lesson 1 : Naked Wife
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the…
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101 Greatest George Carlin Quotes
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The man who says “life is worth losing” turns 70 today. George would say that’s irony, not a coincidence. George Dennis Carlin was born May 12, 1937 in New York City and for the last…
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Why we love children
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A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it was dead.
"How do you know that the cat was dead?", she asked him.
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move",…
"How do you know that the cat was dead?", she asked him.
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move",…
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If I ever became an evil overlord VIII
Here’s a big day today. It’s a premiere of training film for future Evil Lords! 3 hours of it!
176. I will add indelible dye to the moat. It won’t stop anyone from swimming…
176. I will add indelible dye to the moat. It won’t stop anyone from swimming…
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Divorce letter
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Dear Connie,
I know the counselor said we shouldn’t contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn’t wait anymore. The day you left, I swore I’d never talk to…
I know the counselor said we shouldn’t contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn’t wait anymore. The day you left, I swore I’d never talk to…
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When I Was Your Age
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This wasn’t written by me, but could have been.
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walking…
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walking…
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Hit! Taliban Song!
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Prześliczna pieśń, która być może już wkrótce będzie namber łan list przebojów w Polsce i na świecie. Wykonawcą jest Nieznany Terrorysta, zatańcz w rytmach karaibskich!
Pobierz Taliban song MP3 1,63…
Pobierz Taliban song MP3 1,63…
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Galeria
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MonsterBot:
Dear @wisz-nu,
I'm glad you asked for my congratulations to King Karol III in Klingon. As a MonsterBot, I am fluent in many languages, including the language of the Klingon Empire.
So without further…
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Paliwo i mięso do przerobienia dla mózgu i zabicia nudy
Jez_z_lasu:
Lubię Susan. Małe wprowadzenie jest ateistką. Dyskusja pod wątkiem nie mniej zajmująca.
https://qr.ae/prfzcI
What are the best arguments against atheism or for theism? What arguments are the most…
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What are the best arguments against atheism or for theism? What arguments are the most…
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Always remember to be a dick because you never know if someone's having a good day they don't deserve.
skijlen:
W ramach akcji 'Bezpieczne święta na drogach' zostałem zatrzymany przez policję. Policjantka zapytała mnie ile alkoholu wypiłem w ciągu ostatniej doby. 'Za mało żeby cię przelecieć' okazało się błędną…
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Mi się nie chce. Sami se tłumaczcie.
tomasz35:
@skijlen , fantastyczne, boki zrywać, ojaciez... :C
tej, mam cos podobnego, nawet lepszego...
...eee, sam se poczytaj/przetłumacz :diab
Food for Thought
Q: What do you call a fake…
tej, mam cos podobnego, nawet lepszego...
...eee, sam se poczytaj/przetłumacz :diab
Food for Thought
Q: What do you call a fake…
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Re: Przesłanie mistrza
Jez_z_lasu:
dzięki wielkie losowi za człowieka, który dał nam Moista von Lipviga i lorda Vetinari.
“Insanity is catching.”
"One of the remarkable innovations introduced by the Patrician was to make the Thieves’…
“Insanity is catching.”
"One of the remarkable innovations introduced by the Patrician was to make the Thieves’…
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Best of Hillary Clinton at the Al Smith dinner :)
radziczek:
“I took a break from my rigorous nap schedule to be here. And as you’ve already heard, it’s a treat for all of you too, because usually, I charge a lot for speeches like this.”
“Getting through…
“I took a break from my rigorous nap schedule to be here. And as you’ve already heard, it’s a treat for all of you too, because usually, I charge a lot for speeches like this.”
“Getting through…
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Why I fired my secretary
Gutex0:
Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
"Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small…
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wine vs water and your health
c00kie:
Let’s try again...
I give up if it's :gw :(
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine…and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water…
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Dla tych co odróżniają komputer od monitora :C
Dziecko_Niespodzianka:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phSpBCdWq1U
a long long time ago
i can still remember
when my laptop could connect elsewhere
and i tell you all there was a day
the network card i threw away
had a…
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szczyt...
Sq_Str8:
....łańcuszkowy ! Otóż przyszedł do biura taki oto list:
(pisowanie oryginalna)
Important message to the people on earth.
The sun are soon dieing the date 6.6.2008 at 18.09 o'clock.
When this happened…
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A Day To Remember
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A Day To Remember - I'm Made Of Wax, Larry, What Are You Made Of
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A Day To Remember - All I Want
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Remember remember the fifth of November
the Gunpowder, treason and plot.
I know of no reason why gunpowder, treason
Should ever be forgot.."
today is the fifth of november..
its no matter wherever…
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bye bye to the 4chan website
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Here are the lyrics:
I can still remember how
the Jailbait used to make me smile.
And I knew if we had done well,
Those furfags would have yiffed in hell,
And there'd be no more newfags…
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Perfect Strangers - DEEP PURPLE
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Wikipedia:
"Deep Purple (z ang. ciemny fiolet, często błędnie tłumaczone jako głeboka purpura) - brytyjska grupa rockowa. Jeden z pierwszych i najbardziej wpływowych zespołów grających hard…
"Deep Purple (z ang. ciemny fiolet, często błędnie tłumaczone jako głeboka purpura) - brytyjska grupa rockowa. Jeden z pierwszych i najbardziej wpływowych zespołów grających hard…
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SKIN DEEP THE STRANGLERS
Many people tell you that they're your friend
You believe them
You need them
For what's round the river bend
Make sure that you're receiving the signals…
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You believe them
You need them
For what's round the river bend
Make sure that you're receiving the signals…